country

a style of music that is pretty much deadd....the good old country music was supposed to be, a big tough biker dude with a les paul, singing about his girl, or about girls in general, and getting drunk. now, it has turned into some whiny 22 year old bitch singing about her feelings.....

some teenage girl: yeah country is good, i like carrie underwood, taylor swift, you know, the good stuff.
Real Country fan: nooo! Big & rich!!!

by rockerfandude December 13, 2008

2nd world country

this is, i think, an actual definition for all of you politcophiles out there. A 2nd world country is a communist country. Thought this was interesting when i heard it cause it seems all we ever here about is 1st world and 3rd world countries.

Cuba is a 2nd world country

by sacrilicious December 20, 2003

Country Blow

To plug one side of your nose and blow while outside doing work or exercise and do not have a bandana or Kleenex.

Bobby was mowing the lawn and did the country blow to clear his nose.

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.

by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012

country music

an unbearably irritating form of music that uses the same twangy gee-tar and awful wavering voice to sing about a very short list of topics such as: cheating spouse, alcoholics drinking to excess, pickup trucks, bein' a good-ol-boy, not havin' any a them-thar teeth and screwin' horses. this form of music is generally played at hoot n' annies, box socials, barn dances and every store north of georgia that douche bags go to buy cowboy hats even though they have no legitimate need for them. in order for a person to get any kind of enjoyment out of country music, however minimal, one must fall under one or more of the following categories: white women, having unnatural love for cheap beer, owning a yard full of garbage, 3 or more missing teeth, having a lip full of chewing tobacco, attenders of singles' mingles/family reunions, anyone that owns a tractor and thinks that it automatically makes them a cowboy. the more of these criteria met, the bigger the country music fan you are.

bumpkin: YEEEEEHAWWW! hey y'all wanna have a lissen ta my new garth brooks country music see-dee?

yankee: no thanks, i enjoy having a normal intelligence level.

bumpkin: you got a real purdy mouth boy. mmm...

yankee: excuse me?

bumpkin: ain't no body gonna hear you squeal piggy! YEEEEEHAWWW!!!

by kc512 February 20, 2010

Country Music

Losers who ride the band wagon, often listen to this filth. Luke Bryan is a herb with two first names. Nobody likes this music, they just go to concerts to see "wanna be" country girls who usually dress in sexy flannels and boots.

Girl 1: hey girls, do you like Country Music? lets go to a country concert and pretend we are tailgating. We probably won't get with any dudes there though because most guys who go to these concerts are gay.

by bfk4life October 28, 2013

Shithole country

When a stable genius evaluates the economic and cultural potential of non-US citizen using a complicated algorithm and assigns a qualative number that defines the potential future generational opportunity growth quotient that sets international policy.

I can say with certainty that no United States of America President would ever call another sovereign territory a "shithole country"....I stand corrected.

by LeJohn James January 11, 2018