The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

The Law of the Conservation of Corn by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

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Bubble Butt Conversion syndrome

Where a male who identifies as straight transitions to bisexuality or even homosexuality, mainly cause by a phenomenon known as the Male Bubble Butt.

Men, regardless of orientation, are driven by breeding imperative. And a common method for selecting a mate is observing the buttocks, with larger specimens typically indicating higher chances of fertile impregnation. A straight male who observes a male bubble butt unaware will continue to be attracted to it, and often, the condition will take hold to the point to where the male will actively desire relationships with these “Bubble Butt Men”

Davis had seen the occasional troll photo of bubble butt guys out there, but he’d always dismissed it as photo shop. That is, until one walked into his gym one day. Big around as a basket ballad just as firm, Davis was shocked to see a male who could support a phatty bigger than most girls. His curiosity spiked, and that evening, he wen Home and did research, finding that there were many bois with big booties.

A few months later:
Davis as he thrust in and out a few more times before he held himself in deep and firm. He enjoyed the feeling of his dick swelling up and pouring it’s potent contents into this bubble butt twink.

Davis was just the latest victim to Bubble Butt Conversion Syndrome

Bubble Butt Conversion syndrome by Alphaz54 February 22, 2021

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Retrieval-based Voice Conversion

Funny ai tool that converts your voice into too realistic ai voice with them voice models

Guys what is epochs? Guys what is Retrieval-based Voice Conversion? Guys what is colab or local? Guys what is batch size n steps?

Retrieval-based Voice Conversion by SBG times September 5, 2023

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Conversational Plagarism

When someone says something that you have previously said and tries to pass it off as their own. You either hear about it from whoever they said it to or you overhear them saying it. Can be extremely irritating, especially if you're the sort of person who dislikes making a scene and doesn't want to call them on it.

Tom: Did you know that (insert interesting fact here)?
Dick: Wow, really? That's so interesting...

LATER

Harry: Did you know that (insert same interesting fact here)
Tom: Yeah, did I tell you that?
Harry: No, Dick did. He's so interesting.
Tom: MOTHERFUCKER!! That's conversational plagarism right there...

Conversational Plagarism by FreemDeem October 26, 2009