Comefused

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate

1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

COMEFUSED

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense

1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.

by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023

Comedeate

When a comedic presents their comedic piece, they are comedeating. Any opportunity to gain a platform, you don't have to be a comedian, you seize the moment.

He comedeated his thoughts on trees and the audience laughed so hard they fell out of their chair.

by C.lowgreen March 1, 2023

Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!

I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!

by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023

Comedaster

A person who makes bad joke or is unfunny

“*ice spice handing out elons*
me: where my musk at?
ice spice: you thought i was twitter you?”
“ You’re such a comedaster.”

by Gluegungirl May 27, 2023

Comedical

A word that Alek's teacher does not recognize.

Teacher: "Comedical" is not a word.
Alek: Yes it is!

by daniihh June 2, 2023

comedicize

The act of making something, be it an object or event, funny

Dude, I can’t believe they comedicized the grimace shake. It was just a regular purple milkshake until then!

by anonymous July 8, 2023