cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 7, 2021

Cereal

that thing where I actually have no preference and will sometimes do milk then cereal then cereal then milk.

friends: sooooo what order do you assemble your cereal in?
me: im a dual wielder.
friends: Is it possible to learn this power?

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021

debby cereal day

a day dedicated to cereal which has been honoured by debby the speech therapist, held on the 11/06
debby never forgets, and neither do we

happy debby cereal day!

by laxukii June 17, 2021

Cereal

Something Kendrick Lamar eats while watching Cartoons

Cartoons and (Cereal!) I ain't felt this (Good since!)
Scrooge McDuck (Here we go!), elementary hood shit

by yopierreyouwannacomeouthere June 18, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022