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douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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ashley cano

she’s a great friend and i love her!!! she’s v supportive and such. anyways love u girl🔐💗😘🍀⭐️🫶🏼
by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
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Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
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Jorge cano

A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
Jorge cano likes to get pegged

Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
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Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.
She bent my dick while canoeing me last night
by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
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Tuna Canoe

The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.
Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.
by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021
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pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.
I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!
by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023
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