Get the douche canoemug. by w🤟🫶🏼 May 27, 2022
Get the ashley canomug. Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug. A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
Get the Jorge canomug. by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
Get the Canoemug. The nickname of the Raider's Reef or Pirate's Den strip club in Tucson, Arizona. Aptly named because the building is in the shape of a boat.
Dylan and I wanted to go to Band Aid's in Phoenix, but we only had enough gas money to get to the Tuna Canoe in Tucson.
by Michael Cohen61 April 17, 2021
Get the Tuna Canoemug. by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023
Get the pink canoemug.