“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”
by sadphant0m February 23, 2018
Get the canadian cream mug.The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.
Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.
by Gruteman October 2, 2012
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The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
by Sportstop October 31, 2008
Get the Canadian Can Job mug.When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
by Canadianmofo July 22, 2009
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Get the canadian lawn mower mug.A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)
That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.
by ls614 June 16, 2011
Get the Canadian Prostitute mug.When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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