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Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.
Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Crumb chips

Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.
Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!
by Bigdoginc June 5, 2019
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crumb drinker

A derogatory term for a Lesbian hooker who doesn’t tip waiters and lives in an urban area
You dirty crumb drinker

Fucking Crumb Drinker

Have you seen Karen what a fucking crumb drinker
by Crumb Drinker101 February 3, 2020
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hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.
It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb
by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023
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Crumbing

Crumbing is the obsessive act of meticulously searching through carpet fibers, wood grain, and horizontal surfaces for any unintentionally dropped "crumbs" or morsels of dope. This applies to all major dopes such as that Booger Sugar, Uncle Ron, or Meff.
Looks as though Meffanie is out of Meff cause' she is crumbing through the carpets of her trailer looking for anything she can put in her oil burner and smoke.
by L'il Tism March 11, 2025
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crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.
Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.
by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019
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Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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