Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.
Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.
'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'
by treebag86 September 24, 2013
Get the Scumbert Crossmug. Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.
by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014
Get the Cross Shittermug. An area of ice directly in front of the net, identified by a red border and blue interior. An attacking player is not allowed to precede the puck into the crease, though the referee is instructed to use his discretion in enforcing this rule, on the "no harm, no foul" principle. (defined by Jamie Fitzpatrick)
by always_possible December 6, 2015
Get the cross-creasemug. 
The man starts talking about soccer before cumming while the girl play with his balls. "Derpina crosses the ball to him
and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*
and he hits the ball towards the " GOAAAAALLLLL" *cum*
I don't know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, "female crossing", she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.
by BNNK1zZ June 16, 2017
Get the Female Crossingmug. Crossed legs are when a man crosses his legs. it is usually seen as gay but if you are doing it in a stylish way its okay.
dude 1: Bro, look at that guy his legs dirty as fuck!
dude 2: OMFG! those crossed legs are fine as fuck
dude 2: OMFG! those crossed legs are fine as fuck
by DaKingAllan November 9, 2020
Get the Crossed legsmug. by Info69 July 14, 2018
Get the Cross Highmug.