Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

Counter Plug

The act of using a viewpoint opposite to your own viewpoint against your opponent. Extreme double standard.

Stalin was counter plugging when speaking about the capitalist exploitation of the people.

by oversawyer October 29, 2023

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 5, 2021