A universal term to mean anything the user wants or intends. Also used as an effective confusion tactic meant to send the recipient into a downward spiral of wtfuckery. Claw dangor can be used when the user doesn't know what to say in any situation along with any emotion felt, as well.
"Noah is such a claw dangor."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."
by JustinR507 April 09, 2016
The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.
This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK
by Juan Jeremy 210 April 20, 2024
by Shagga1 August 24, 2018
The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.
This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
by AyeSugarTits April 25, 2018
Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 07, 2020
by Diggles69 August 10, 2022
This is a person who pays underage girls to chug white claws and then when they are sleeping the white claw rapist puts their dick in your ass.
by Bootylicious2345 August 18, 2019