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Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
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Callum

Callum is Callum with blue balls.
person1: who's Callum?
person2: idk but he’s got blue balls
by MaddieTheSexyMf October 3, 2021
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A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'
by lillin64 February 20, 2023
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Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.
by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019
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Callum

he is a sexy guy with a big cock
Girl 1: wow He is such a Callum!
Girl 2: you can see that between his legs
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Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out
have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!
by RK<3 March 24, 2022
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Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023
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