Bufferedtalk

When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.

I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.

man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!

by jackswift87 December 29, 2010

Crowd Buffer

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.

The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them

by hugh_jass89 September 28, 2010

Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

by doctoroctos September 30, 2010

Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.

As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.

by toalexan May 20, 2014