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Bryan

Bryan probably has one of the biggest dicks in the world. He's a super hot blonde whos way to good at smooth talking.
When you meet a bryan, you'll probably find yourself being secretly in love with him no matter your gender. Bryan is such a great person, and I really mean that. He's always ALWAYS going to be there for you no matter what. He's the type of guy to even take time off work or school to make sure you're doing alright. He gives the best hugs ever, and he will love you in the most genuine way. If you're one of his homies, you'll for real have a blast everytime you hang out. He's also french by the way, and he speaks it so hotly. Bryans have usually been through a lot in their lives, and sports is how they cope with things. That's why most bryans are very athletic and love sports.
Person 1: "Yo are you friends with bryan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man bryan has my heart."
Person 1: "Bryans fire."
by tbhhkyra November 2, 2022
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bryan funes

Hehe Bryan Funes wrote this
Did u see what Bryan Funes said
by Funes December 12, 2017
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Bryan

He has the biggest dick out of all his friends and plenty of girls have crushes on him. He might even give u a booty call. He has at least a friend whith glasses.He is also rich,good at games and owns every console except the Nintendo switch.
Bryan:is cool funny has a huge dick and other things so yhea.
by By Godzilla September 25, 2019
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bryan

the most amazing guy. who actually has an IQ over 9000. and is the most important person in the world. you can also describe him as perfect.
he is a bryan
by the saviour of the memes November 5, 2019
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Bryan Benson

Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.
Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!
by Hernandez fillips April 20, 2019
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Bryan

Bryan is a stalker
by AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH June 18, 2022
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Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches
All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)
by Jake wilford November 11, 2019
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