brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Brian Fisher

A huge shit on a 100 dollar bill which is then given to a fast food drive thru teller in exchange for food.

Drivin tru a drive thru, you then hand a brian fisher to the lady, most likely you will have the cops called

by Mr. MIKE LOWRY July 8, 2009

pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

by djsfx November 3, 2012

bloody brian

Bloody Brian is an englishman that has typically escaped the motherland to hunt for sexy women and eat delicious food elsewhere in the world.
When Bloody Brian gets drunk he loves telling everyone how much he loves them.
Bloody Brian has deep and meaningful thoughts.
Bloody Brian as a gigantic cock

Bloody Brian - What a lad

by The W0nderful Wizard of 0z January 31, 2019

brian rosenthal

a really hot actor apart of starkid and tin can brothers

Joey Richter: Brian Rosenthal looks just like the guy from ratatouille
Everyone else: *agrees*

by ratalouis September 14, 2019

Brian Joseph

The 420th US President, first ever BROWN president. He helped defeat the Mecha Neo Nazis with Cyborg Hitler in Germany, thus stopping WWLXIX. He made JoJo's Bizarre Adventure the fourth national emergency service. He resurrected George Washington, and he was then awarded the "The Presidential Medal of Freedom" by the 69th US President: Hirohiko Araki. Unfortunately his presidential term and his life was cut short after he was assassinated by his arch enemy: P.Kashi. We later found out that he was assassinated because of the fact that he did not turn in an assignment that somehow made P.Kashi go beserk and kill him while he was remembering the fallen in WWXXX.

Man do I miss Brian Joseph, he truly was the greatest president ever.

by P.K Hamron September 30, 2019