brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Brian Fisher

A huge shit on a 100 dollar bill which is then given to a fast food drive thru teller in exchange for food.

Drivin tru a drive thru, you then hand a brian fisher to the lady, most likely you will have the cops called

by Mr. MIKE LOWRY July 8, 2009

pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

by djsfx November 3, 2012

brian rosenthal

a really hot actor apart of starkid and tin can brothers

Joey Richter: Brian Rosenthal looks just like the guy from ratatouille
Everyone else: *agrees*

by ratalouis September 14, 2019

The Brian Williams

When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.

Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.

by Archanimal February 8, 2015

bloody brian

Bloody Brian is an englishman that has typically escaped the motherland to hunt for sexy women and eat delicious food elsewhere in the world.
When Bloody Brian gets drunk he loves telling everyone how much he loves them.
Bloody Brian has deep and meaningful thoughts.
Bloody Brian as a gigantic cock

Bloody Brian - What a lad

by The W0nderful Wizard of 0z January 31, 2019