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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Brad

Don’t let him near your schools or kids
Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”
by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023
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brad

a legend that lives between the big bang and a black hole
brad is everything
by sintowin May 20, 2021
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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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BRAD

a midget who has a massive cock.
"holy fuck I got a dicking from brad last night"
by daddyjakey September 29, 2022
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Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020
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Brad Miller

A special American baseball player who has played for the Seattle Mariners, Tampa Bay Rays, Milwaukee Brewers, and Cleveland Indians. Primarily plays in the infield, occasionally in the outfield. Needs more opportunities to show he's one of the best hitters in the game.
Brad Miller won the game for the Brewers by taking ball four with the bases loaded!
by eatdatpanda445 May 24, 2019
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