boner fro

Wild, untamed male pubic hair

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D

by djangles April 25, 2014

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang

Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.

by Perchpike January 10, 2012

Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.

"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."

by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012

Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010

Tail boner

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020

Cash Boner

A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.

man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.

by padalac October 23, 2011