march 5

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

by baebae432 January 23, 2020

January 5

Hold your gf hand day

Hold your gf hand n make her feel loved today even tho you need to do that every day but make this a day where she feels like you want her 🖤™️

*Boy hold crushes hand for the first time *

*Gf gets butterflies wanting it to last 4ever*

Gf: what was that for ?

Boy: January 5

by By Rachel January 4, 2021

October 5

My best friend was born today. People who have incredible smiles, light up rooms, and make the best inside jokes were born on this day.

My friend Layne was born on October 5.
Wow, she must be really special.

by moolia04 October 4, 2021

person 5

the ultimate example

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2

person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

5 November

No sharing food day

On this day u don’t share ur food with anyone

Friend asked u for food u say it’s 5 November no sharing food day

by That_one_Girl_who_is_polish November 4, 2020

Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

by Radialsnow October 31, 2022

5 or 10

When a girl says she is going to be gone for either 5 or 10 minutes, and you can't decide whether you have time to crank one off or not.

Girl: Hey babe, ima run next door. I'll be back in 5 or 10

Man: Damnit, Which is it gonna be?

by DaisyCutterz November 22, 2011