Antisocial band

When you are unable to share a headphone with your friend because a band produces their music with complex stereo harmonies and effects, and one requires both headphones for the music to make sense.

i.e. there are guitars on one side and vocals on the other, so taking one headphone would mean hearing just drums and a guy singing

"Dude can i listen to your iPod too?" *Sigh* "I guess... but they are an antisocial band, you need both headphones. here take the whole thing, it won't be the same if you don't"

Hot girl walks up: "heeeey lets listen to music together!! <3" you: "i cant sorry it wouldnt make sense to you..." her: ? "ok whatever ill go hook up with tom, he has some lil wayne, not your weird two side shit"

by fattusb February 27, 2010

Silly Band Ho

A silly band ho is a person that is obsessed with trading, buying, and basically silly bandz.

Girl 1: Hey, I'll trade your purple and pink flower for a red mickey mouse!
Girl 2: No way man, I just traded my purple dinosaur for this!
Girl 3: You guys are such silly band hoes.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl practically tackled me for the silly band I'm wearing for my girl.
Guy 2: Wow, what a silly band ho.

by SillyBandzAintCool October 2, 2010

Unique Banda

Refers to someone who says unique shit all the time, being extra pretentious or trying too hard to fit in

Why is that guy being so random? He must be a unique Banda.

by AllahHimself January 31, 2019

t band

A thong with a thick waistband. Named because it resembles a T.

John kept T posing at Jenny, so Jenny showed off her T band. Now Jenny is the hottest girl in the school!

by Andrewsfoot February 3, 2019

Garage Sale Band

A band or musician that you have not yet heard of but who has been on the scene prior to your knowledge of them.

Duder #1: Yo dude, have you heard of <insert band here>? They've been around since like 1995.
Duder #2: Nah, they sound awesome, I now have a new favorite garage sale band.

by alfox March 15, 2010

lafayette marching band

a horny group of kids that walk around and CONSTANTLY talk about band. Every section is on a social hierarchy. They work almost every day, which is cool bc of their dedication and I can hear them from my house. but man oh man, they can talk and even when they don't have band, THEY HAVE BAND. They've won a lot of state championships and they're a little cocky but hey, they're good.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Lafayette High School Marching Band in Lexington, KY

Person 2: Oh yeah, lafayette marching band

Person 1: they're like the "sexually active band geeks" on Mean Girls.

by yoyoyoitsyagirlskinnypenis February 10, 2018

Bandar Bush

George W Bush's best friend and adopted half brother.

- What did you say Bandar?
Get Sadam?
- That's right George, and I'll keep my promise about the oil price.

by 1'mG8-t February 6, 2005