by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016
one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 10, 2019
A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005
Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.
by FurryMan12 June 24, 2010
by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003
backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.
derives from the separate definitions
1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"
2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff
they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.
best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up
derives from the separate definitions
1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"
2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff
they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.
best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up
man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on
oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time
Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!
jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?
oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time
Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!
jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?
by b-rad tizzle June 03, 2009