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Bailin like Palin 

1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.

2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.

3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.

Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.

Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
Bailin like Palin by gfeet July 4, 2009
polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'
Baelin killed a family of otters.

Baelin massacred three baby seals on the shores of anchorage.
Baelin by the Nagler February 28, 2015

Pie Balling 

When a man dips his balls into a pie when no one notices and then servs the pie to his relatives
"Oh you sick fuck! your pie Balling!"
Pie Balling by Farknoggler October 17, 2008

Glitter-Balling 

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.
"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."

Long balling

The act of stretching out ones testicles, usually with weights or elastic, to the point of hypersensitivity whereby climax can be reached purely by manipulation of the scrotum. Long balling can also occur in couples or groups. In a couple once sufficient long balling has been achieved the elongated testicles can be placed into the partners anus, true long balling is achieved when both partners place their testicles in one another's anus' simultaneously. In groups long balling is usually used as a form of friendly competition, where each parties stretched scrotum is measured to the group in order to determine who is the better long baller.
Tony: you know anyone else that would be up for a long balling circle?
Ash: I here Bob's a pretty solid long baller. He won last weeks circle out Frankston way.
Long balling by TwistNdip June 9, 2013

Red Bullin' it 

When your so high ... ur eyes are just red and there is no white color at all
Fuck man ur eyes r beat ... or you could say .. Fuck yo, your red bullin' it
Red Bullin' it by Mike Venezio April 25, 2007