Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

by goontym January 8, 2010

Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

ad blocker

Noun,
A catchall term for any kind of software or hardware that removes advertisements from a webpage.

"I don't see any pop-up ads since installing the ad blocker on my computer"

by qwe123qwe123 August 17, 2016

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

blockermore

A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not as hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore

by SOX Boy February 4, 2006

cop blockers

Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.

Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.

by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006

Blackedthefuckout

A whole new level of blacking out. This word is reserved for those die hard alcoholics who party on the reg and pound shots on the reg.

Things that normally happen when you are blackedthefuckout: shattering your iphone, waking up the next morning in unknown territory, etc.

Jasmine: Where did Kayla go last night?
Tiffany: I don't know, she was blackedthefuckout

IU students blackthefuckout on the reg

by Teal McHammered January 14, 2011