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coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
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Blind Boi

A model Boi from MIRACULOUS LADYBUG is known as Blind Boi. His real name is Adrien. His other name is fool Boi, Mr. jUSt A FriEnD or Mr. BBB( Blonde Blind Boi). He is the owner of Black Cat miraculous A.K.A Cat Nerd .
Nino:What is Marinette to you?

Adrien: Marinette, She's just a friend.
Nino get TRIGGED

Nino: How many times do I have to tell you. your more blinder than Kagami's mom, Blind Boi.

Adrien:Hey!
by Clumsynette Agrest March 18, 2022
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Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
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Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".
Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind
by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016
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Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind
by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021
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blind cosplay

explanation:
when you only feel like you are a character, even if you don't look like them.
ex. harry potter - you make a wand out of clay and put on a bathrobe and some glasses. it doesn't matter that the wand isn't the same color as harry's, or that you fake robe is a bathrobe. as long as it FEELS like you are the character, you can be the character

instructions:
- get your clothes prepared. they should be relevantly similar to the style of the character's clothes, but the color and pattern does not have to be the same (ex. if your character's clothes are gray, yours can be any color)
- gather your items. if the character has any additional items to their outfit, find some. maybe they have a book. again, it does not have to be the same book, as long as it feels the same
-go blind. turn of the lights or close your eyes. you won't be able to see your mismatched outfit. but, it feels like the characters outfit!

this is a great way to exercise your imagination and roleplay alone.

again with the harry potter example, you can pretend you are harry and talk to ron and hermione. all you need is some good imagination
yesterday, i blind cosplayed as a vampire!

i am going to blind cosplay as someone today. i dont even need to buy any costumes!
by linepte July 29, 2022
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Blind Bombing

Of or referring to CoD: series. At the beginning of the match when everyone randomly chucks a nade in the air.
LOL I just blind bombed this n00b!
MAN! This gamer just blind bombed me.
DUDE!! I'm Blind Bombing hard!!!1
by n00bpwner8675309 April 25, 2011
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