A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.
by drummer0 August 5, 2014
Get the handle bendermug.
Get the Bendermug. High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
Get the Venetian Blind Bendermug. by Titan boss May 29, 2021
Get the Lipp Bendermug. by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Get the Bender brianmug. The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to
A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?
by anonymous March 12, 2024
Get the The Last Airbiscuit Bendermug. 