Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef December 9, 2011

V beat

The “heartbeat” between a girls legs when she is horny/ turned on. Short for vagina heartbeat.

Carrie: “Yesterday jack kissed my neck and my v beat went off.”
Allie: “Omg girl did anything happen?”
Carrie: “No but I was so turned on.”

by Nah.dog11 September 13, 2019

Rhymes & Beats

Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.

Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.

by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008

beat juggling

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.

The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!

by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 1, 2011

Beat Lab

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

Casio Beat

When the drum and/or base of a song sounds bad and repetitive, like the producer used preprogrammed instrumentals from a Casio keyboard.

Amateur rappers on YouTube suck, most of them sound like they're using Casio beats.

by Urban Jew/distortedview.com February 5, 2010