Battle Broyale

a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.

as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.

as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.

by music man 41 August 10, 2010

a battle cat

If you already know what a cat is then, we'll let you know that the word battle means that you're basically comitting ww2 all over again.

oh no! The germans are using a battle cat against us!

by Mikkhal and Axuel April 26, 2017

battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases

They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.

by McNigglet January 11, 2008

Battle Scope

A strange head gear toy made by Arnone. This amazing toy can act as a periscope that sucks in water and shoots it out. This awesome idea was stolen by some prick company and Arnone got nothing. Bastards.

Arnone: So, yoo squeeeze de, de ..things on ze side and it inhales water and zen you can fiiiiire it at ze enemy! I call eet ze BATTLESCOPE!!

by Dame April 8, 2005

Helicopter Battle

The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.

Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?

Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.

Doctor: Every DAMN time.

by InfiniteShoX October 4, 2017

battle rat

Battle rats are sidekicks of booger wolfs... Just been threw a little more... Also Hood rats prepared for battle

Them hole in the wall bars. Stay with some battle rats in there

by AkRiteAllGood November 28, 2016

Battle Royale

An online game where a large group of characters try to kill and survive each other. Most Battle Royales are cancer and absolute shit. These perimeters include Player Unknown Battle Grounds (PUBG), Fortnite, and Apex Legends, and an unquantifiable amount of ripoff.

Trash: Have you played this Battle Royale?
Not Trash: Go fuck yourself.

by Where's The Fucking Donuts March 9, 2019