wadge badger 

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

wadge badger by Alex Thomas....... July 3, 2006

The Honey Badger Technique 

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

The Honey Badger Technique by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Badgersnmbr1fan 

A super hot furry

Badgersnmbr1fan is the best cc

Badgersnmbr1fan by Shire27 November 13, 2022

Badger Answer 

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

Badger Answer by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009

Badger's Bollocks 

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

Badger's Bollocks by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

badgerbong 

The act of getting badgered.

DOOOOD lets go to the badgerbong. We'll get badgered!

badgerbong by yprime January 7, 2012

badger handbag 

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

badger handbag by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014