April 2nd

The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.

Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!

by respectkaren November 10, 2019

April 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

by Allyson1208 April 9, 2020

April 24th

Official, R@pe is not ok day. If anyone makes a r@pe joke ever, call them out. Fight back against normalization of r@pe. It's not ok.

ON APRIL 24TH-
"-r@pe joke-"

"HEY! R@pe jokes aren't ok! You can't joke about that unless it is your coping mechanism."

by Halloooooooooo0000ooooo April 20, 2021

April 18th

April 18th is smack ass day, where you can smack someone's ass.

"Bro what the fuck?" "It's April 18th, smack ass day" "oh"

by TheBeginner2490 April 12, 2022

April 11

When all the depressed bad bitches are born

Look it’s the depressed bad bitch who was born in April 11

by Depressed bad bitch April 7, 2021

April 21

National drug test day (The day after National smoke week day)

April 21... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck............

by Marie G. Wanna April 20, 2015

April 23

April 23 is National get lit with your squad at the movies day. Go to the movies or even sit and chill at the house and watch a movie with your squad!

Yo Benzo it’s April 23 do you wanna see the new movie that came out yesterday?

by Siyah11321 April 16, 2019