Andre

A sweet, kind man who always does the right thing and gets all the pussy he wants without ever trying. He’s stuck on things from the past but tries to not let it get to him. Often smokes cigarettes and has brown curly hair.

Is that Andre?
Yeah that’s Andre. I hope he’s alright

by Mercer Island. February 23, 2020

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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.

It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.

by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020

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Andres

Ugly ass beaver headed boy who likes cat fishing.

Andres is a beaver headed nigga

by Dead Inside Boy March 15, 2020

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Andre

A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.

Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

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