Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one

I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.

by Yerdua June 21, 2023

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023