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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Cov artist

A person or especially a corporation who exploits the Covid-19 pandemic to make a profit while pretending to do so out of goodness or in consideration for those who suffer due to the pandemic.
That senator is such a cov artist, voting to bail out corporations to help "workers" during Covid while he knows that money will never reach employees.
by Xam Uli March 20, 2021
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Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.
“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin
by blackenedsicken June 11, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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Nazi Blowjob Artist

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
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Nestor the artist

Person named Nestor trying to be a good Artist
Ever heard of Nestor The Artist
by XxThixcCuntryslyrxX December 26, 2018
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sleight artist

A person who practices the art of card, coin, or easily transportable props to perform magic. Many people tend to believe all this one person does is find your card, that's just a magician. A sleight artist does much more then find your card, they ARE artist despite popular belief. They aren't apart of the nerd, geek, dofus or any lower high school group, nor are they a popular kid, they are in the mixed group, with the physically uncoordinated funny kid, the goth, the douche bag, the "other" kids, the kid who laughs at anything. (Going back high school standards) The artist is also able to please/entertain a crowd, with or without using magic.
he isn't a magician by any means, he isn't an illusionist, hes a mastery of sleight, a sleight artist.
by Bernard Sleight artist November 24, 2007
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