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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan Era

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020
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Alan

Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.
“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”
by Nugba July 18, 2020
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Alan

Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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Alan

Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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Alan

Look it’s alan
by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020
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Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose
"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."
by Poggers912 September 27, 2020
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