Air wad

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020

Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012

Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.

A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.

by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010

air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 4, 2017

Air Shaft

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.

When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.

by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009

air kill

Similar to Road kill except it is a bird that is hit by a plane

Jimmy: "dude, there is some serious air kill on my window"
Fred: "Gross"

by JJ the Jet plane November 7, 2006

Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape

I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget

by muppetmower July 24, 2014