arabian sun goggles on a windy day

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008

pay a gay day

august 11 is pay a gay day. you need to pay your gay freind as much as they want.

gay: oh it’s pay a gay day today😏😏
freind: how much you want then

gay: 50 quid

freind: fuck you x

by DarthVadersNan July 4, 2021

Kiss a Ginger Day

October 30 is known as National Kiss a Ginger day. On this day make sure to show love to the gingers around you!

“Yo did you know it’s national kiss a ginger day? Andy’s lookin kinda cute.”

by migre October 25, 2019

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

National Send a Nude Day

April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.

Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*

by Archetypal Bear April 19, 2019

have a nice day

the catchphrase used by mick foley's late 90's persona mankind

after mick came to vist mr.mcmanhon in the hospital he told vince to have a nice day

by anthony keiser August 31, 2006

Flip off a cop day

January 21st. The day in which people are encouraged to flip a cop the bird or in other words give them the finger.

When is flip off a cop day?

by deep blue 2012 December 9, 2009