Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

Crispy

Pretty cheeky/sick

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

crispy

someone who is really mad

Why you so crispy Shatifa?

by Shatifa the third December 7, 2017