Cat

An animal that is really good at hunting, is pretty intelligent, and an animal that some people think is the worst animal to exist. I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not know what a rabbit is?

Or an animal that people compare to dogs, because its the most common pet to have, I guess. Both dogs and cats rock, okay? Just shut the fuck up, have a fantastic day, and a moment of peace.

Ignorant person: Dude, cats are fucking evil.
Person with brains: Are you fucking kidding me? I have a cat and he keeps rabbits out of my fields all the time!
Ignorant person: Yep, still evil for killing rabbits.
Person with brains: You don't even know that rabbits are pests and are worth only meat, are you mentally ill?
Ignorant person: Rabbits are cute.
Person with brains: So?

by PI55 September 1, 2018

Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Cat

Cat is a derogatory term for a small, hairy human who is also a conspicuous liar in which scams the kiddos out of their dinner. And they are cute.

Sup kitty Cat

by Chiggen Nugget December 1, 2018

Cat

A vagina

She sexted me pictures of her cat

by Mlbrock April 12, 2015

Cat

A cat is not an animal. Compared to a dog, cats taste like vegan pizzas compared to meat lovers pizza. If you have a cat, I'm sure you have a bin to and you know what to do with your cat

Chuck you cat in the bin

by Jackie Max Chan June 13, 2018

Cat

The worst animal to have as a pet.

Did you see that ugly cat.

by noahmoneykiller May 17, 2022

cat

the part of the female body that is used to have sex with

pussy...or cat

by Mommy meeee August 25, 2013