Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

dirt stank

When there a poop stain in ur pants or on ur toilet and it stank.

Who left a big dirt stank on the toilet.

by IzzzyJ July 18, 2023

Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position

She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.

by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019

Dirt Poor

You

You are dirt poor

by UnicornSaures March 7, 2022

Dirt Leg

A female whom is in a relationship but only takes one leg out of her pants in order to be able have a quickie and have a smaller chance of getting caught. In which most cases only one leg gets dirty.

Jon found his wife's lingerie in his dad's shop. Can you believe that dirt leg.

by XanaxBesties March 22, 2022

dirt den

A filthy location, such as a roller rink, where other activities, such as Zumba, are performed out of necessity.

There is no Zumba class at the gym tonight so I guess we are going to have to risk disease & go to the dirt den.

by danceypantz January 12, 2011

Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019