Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goofy goober

A really silly person

My kid is such a goofy goober, he makes the best jokes!

by Dumstuf December 18, 2023

goober

1.(hot as fuck nerd) 2.(twink ass nerd)

"that goober is so fine and breedable

by gooberlover3000 May 11, 2023

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Goober

Noun: a person participating in activities of trolling and/or tomfoolery of an unspecified variety or category

Person A: "So you literally replaced all the salt in the shakers with sugar?"
Person B: "Yeah, I'm a bit of a Goober"

by IareGM April 9, 2023