Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

Thiccc Fit

When she thiccc AF but you know she goes to the gym.

Damn that girl looks like all she does is do squats and eat burgers. She thiccc fit.

by Adubizzle October 4, 2019

Fit Freeze

Soft-serve frozen dessert that tastes like ice cream & looks like ice cream except it has more protein than fat and more protein than sugar. Always made without corn syrup and artificial ingredients.

Hey Rick, after this workout do you wanna go grab a cup of Fit Freeze?

by KSPC September 14, 2019

fit ficcy

A champion bloke who’ll never let you down except for in bed. Loves cheezels and the boys. Isn’t a member of the triple digit gang but is exempt and still a memeber of the ficcys.

That fit ficcy just pumped a cheezel and skolled his beer

by Frothy March 4, 2018

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

good fit

A nice outfit

Only good fits are allowed at the party

by QueenNai November 11, 2017