by anonymous January 18, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary is a dictionary for people that think the actual one is too 'boring' or 'appropriate' or 'smart'. Urban Dictionary proves the last one by having the definition of 'appropriate' be "Pirate Approved".
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
Nowadays your definition is not entered because it's you making a definition for your name because you have low-ass self esteem.
"Ever been on Urban Dictionary?" said Thomas the Train Engine.
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
"No," said Anonymous.
"Well keep it that way. It's full of pedophiles," explained Thomas the Train Engine, "I would never use it in my life."
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.
Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.
by aubsie November 17, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.
Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck
by sacksmoker May 30, 2014
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A place where you can post your opinion and have it published as a definition. Often times these opinions can be very disagreeable, rude, and outright wrong. Only useful for finding out dirty terms or slang words you don't know.
by Potatoe Joe July 27, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A website that used to be used as a normal dictionary and used to share with friends and the world what they think about things. The website is now over 50% related to sexual things (e. g. Sex, Fucking, Erotica). and the other 50% are things that nobody really cares about because whatever you type, sex will come as a related word.
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
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Before:
"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"
"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"
Now:
*same situation*
"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*
"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"
Urban Dictionary
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Before:
"Hey dude i need to know the ingredients of an icecream sandwich for my brothers soccer team, any ideas on where i could find that?"
"Yeah bro, just look it up on the website urbandictionary.com it has the answers to like... everything. Its awesome."
"K THANX FRIEND!"
Now:
*same situation*
"...just look up the answer on urbandictionary.com..."
*looks up icecream sandwich*
"JEREMY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN I WANTED ICECREAM NOT... UGH I HATE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!"
by Truth! Others have lied to you September 20, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by revolution2424 February 6, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.