Friends

If me and a bunch of men fucked one of the retards at the group home we worked in you would have a problem with it.

Hym "They wouldn't be victims if you weren't doing what you're doing and you had done what I said. Friends forever. And I would still be in the exact same situation I'm in if I did what YOU said."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.

Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day

by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021

Best friend

That one person that always have your back. Their loyal. And they most def ain't gonna be "friendly" when you wearing some ugly stuff .

Thats my best friend yesssss.

by daydaysossa January 27, 2019

Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.

I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.

by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021