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Person2: "Idk bro I guess its cuz I just got diagnosed with Matt G Syndrome"
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Person 2: "Thanks man"
Person 1: "One more thing tho"
Person 2: "What"
Person 1: "Your mom and sister are bad as shit"
Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"
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Person 2: "What"
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Person 2: "Alright, fuck you"
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Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
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Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
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School, College, University - Each of theses establishments may be termed, Gic.or G I C
Marlon B, asks Alpa, “Hey homie, why you not come ‘round no more, and man, why you wearing a shirt and tie?”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.
Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:
“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.
Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:
“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”
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