Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.

"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."

by v00n May 31, 2024

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 05, 2020

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 18, 2023

hand over da muns

h0i! tEm want da muns.

*tem demands your muns*

*the superior way of saying give me your money

Tem: Hamds up! Hand over da muns!
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*

by Dusty Dustington *dusts reader October 10, 2021

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 03, 2020