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Cats

Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.
Cats are cute.
by #Felina September 26, 2019
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David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
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sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017
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cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis
CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL
by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020
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Cats

A smol bean that throws pans of of counters and scares the crap out of the owners
Cats is cute
by Snow calamity May 3, 2023
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Cats

A adorable creature that is usually kept as house pets, alot of cats are calm but some can have alot of energy! You should never harm a cat, cats should be respected. And don't fight about cats being better then dogs, and dog owners shouldn't fight about dogs being better. Let's just agree both cats and dogs are great!
My cat scratched my coach which sucks, I might have to get a new catch and maybe a scratching post. Cats have a lot of energy sometimes!
by TheColourBlue4 December 22, 2023
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Cat Hands

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).
Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".
by Theiaa July 22, 2022
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