The Godzilla shit

A shit so massive it hurts to get out your anus and makes a big splashing noice. After this you'll have a fart like a giant lizzard roaring.

The Godzilla Shit. What are you gonna do 'bout it?

by Japsterman April 26, 2016

spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

shit stick

Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.

I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop

by Humpbacks October 3, 2016

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

Shit Banger

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.

Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger

by Bridke September 1, 2016

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016