bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 22, 2021

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 20, 2009

GOMYN (Get Off My Nuts)

1. a term of endearment; often use when one person displays excessive concern towards another individual 2.) a term of arrogance used to belittle an hater's hatred towards the person being hated on.

Girl: Hey, you (male) look real nice to today.

Male: You know what you can do?
Girl: What?
Male: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

or

Hater: He (Star) always act like he running things.
Star: GOMYN (Get off my nuts)

by JustSay'n September 05, 2011

riding his nuts/riding her pussy

Used by boys to boys or girls to girls or girls to boys or boys to girls,usually when that particular boy or girl follows around or always hangs out with one particular boy or girl.

me:why u ridin his nuts all over school he dont like u.
girl:he will
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me:why u ridin her pussy all over hood u gay or suntin?

by synonomous with anon April 24, 2004

just bite my nuts and call me skippy

to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo

real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy

by beating meat nuting off November 10, 2009

north carolina nut dripping nappy narc

when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.

jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC

by goonersteve January 29, 2008