Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ
random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord
therapist: thats simple your gay
:) why did you search this up
pornhub: ... what is this shit
therapist: thats simple your gay
:) why did you search this up
pornhub: ... what is this shit
by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021
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A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.
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(CHORUS:)
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(CHORUS)
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Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh
(CHORUS x2)
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Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
(CHORUS x5)
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Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off
(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it
(CHORUS)
Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh
(CHORUS x2)
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)
(CHORUS x5)
Ride it
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