Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim September 01, 2021

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Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol March 14, 2018

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fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.

Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea

by Stdclanjsp November 20, 2022

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time and place friend

A time and place friend is a friend that exists only within a specific time frame and at a specific place, and in any other scenario that friendship would not have formed. Usually in the context of traveling abroad or being in a novel situation.

Charlotte and Bob, who were as different as night and day, met in Tokyo by happenstance and became time and place friends.

by phrmashwrma November 26, 2023

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Friend bomb

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.

I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.

by BridgetObama June 13, 2011

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