i want to burst

the process of everyone having sexual relations with your girlfriend.

I want to burst. #1 yuh aint bad #2 everybody jamming yuh gyal

by lcwh September 18, 2019

i love you

A lie most people tell to other people

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<

by loonley4ever November 28, 2021

I am Groot

I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot: I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot.

I am Groot: I am Groot! I am Groot, I am Groot.
I am Groot: I am Groot. I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot?
I am Groot: I am Groot.

by Gappies May 29, 2019

I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

I smell fish

When President Biden makes a decision that appears to reflect that he is on Communist Chinas government payroll.

I just read an article where president Biden green lighted moving the Chevrolet plant from Lansing to Beijing and I smell fish.

by Vicbulge December 22, 2020

I brought food

The three words every person wants to hear especially after a bad day. Or if you are a lady and on your period

“I brought food!”

“Yes! I love you so much.”

by CaptainCass May 29, 2018

I am a pedo

Someone who is attracted to minors

"I am a pedo and im coming for your booty"

by Opotteq October 11, 2022