joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.

Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert

by straightforseth October 13, 2021

i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

Horny Joe

A horny devil who likes to fondle your cousins when he's over for a family dinner

Wow you're such a Horny Joe

by SMarshall96 May 5, 2022

Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024

Joe Jumper

A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.

Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"

Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."

Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."

by restone 2380 July 18, 2010

Joe G

THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G

P1 - whos that?
P2 - fucking joe g

P3 - what a stunner

by saggydaddy September 4, 2020

Joe-Hawk

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.

Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome

by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010